It was my somewhat dubious honor to copy survey forms at work today. Following the copying, all 400 of the copyings, I had to cut each copy in half with a remarkably ineffective papercutter. I know, right. The fun never stops or at least it kept on going for a good hour.

"Oh, my Gosh," I hear from my bosses' office. "I just got an e-mail telling me to disregard the survey sheets she sent before and use this one."

I just started laughing.

"I'm not doing it," my boss declares. "Or rather, I'm not making you do it. And, I'm not killing another tree."

At least I'm more important than the tree. :D

Here's to you, little guy... Don't worry. No one's gonna hurt you, now.

Pat, pat.